Dumb Facebook Ads
this will totally work!
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The new first-person shooter coming soon from Capcom: “Home Alone: The Walking Buzz”. Survive hoards of zombies led by Kevin McCalister’s asshole brother.
(Sorry, if you’ve never seen Home Alone, you won’t get this joke. And if not, what kind of monster are you?)
Remember, kids, poor oral care will result in having to wear a big black halitosis mask. Not saying this is a bad thing.
Javascript. Puppy. Puppy. Javascript. Can someone tell me what these two things have to do with each other? Do I get this puppy for becoming a javascript developer? Because I don’t want this puppy.
The three elements of the ultimate date night. Might not be kidding.
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This is how we recruit dietitians in Texas: bacon cupcakes. Suddenly, our obesity rate makes so much more sense.
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Like Star Wars? Because, you know, batteries. Wait, what?
Because Jesus would never tell you your ass looks fat in those jeans, girl.
I think if you need to do background checks on your friends, maybe you don’t know them all that well.
